Thoughts Turn To Angels

I wish my friends would stop trying to play matchmaker for me.

I wouldn’t mind, BUT I’M NOT SINGLE JESUS CHRISTTT. 

time to go catch up on Legend of Korra (has been putting this off for days. I really don’t like watching stuff on the Internet) 

okay bye 

Had my laptop for almost 3 years and I just learned how to use the keyboard to adjust the volume.

 

Omg this huge thrift store is having a sale on Monday. Do you know what this means?? It means 1 DOLLAR SHORTS OGAHA

There’s this douche that lives under my bed and it’s called a spider.

Why is The Biggest Loser so addicting? I’ve been watching it non stop. I guess I just like competition reality shows.

This guy on facebook is documenting his whole surgery experience. He keeps posting pictures of himself on the table and omg why is it so funny??

What my stepmom tells me when she’s drunk:

  • why are you so quiet
  • your legs are too skinny
  • you need to do some squats gurl~
  • you guys are boring, I’m getting another drink 

Biggest Loser battle of the sexes is bullshit everyone knows girls lose weight slower than guys what even..

Nick.com is slacking. Upload more Legend of Korra episodes because I always miss them on Saturdays. Why couldn’t they be aired FRIDAY AT 5 OR 8? You know the NORMAL TIMES. It’s like those good Tuesday shows, I mean, what shows air on TUESDAY’S.

If I don’t go to New York this summer, I’ll probably self destruct. 

I like how beyonce doesn’t like Kim kardashian because neither do I, beyonce and I should be best friends~~